Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blaster3, Dec 7, 2017.
Christmas Comical Relief
marking one's territory...
nosy neighbor: "why must you always 'go' outside, it's disgusting"
blaster: "it keeps the gorillas & lions away"
nosy neighbor: : "there aren't any gorillas any where near here, no lions either"
blaster: "your welcome"
nosy neighbor: mumbles under breath, storms inside, slams door...
I heard a similar one many years ago.
Two police officers came across a man throwing white powder about the place on Cathedral Road (main road in my home city Cardiff in Wales). When they asked him what he was doing he said "putting down Leopard repellent" there are no Leopards around here!! I know good stuff isn't it....
@rjfvillarosa ...when i was 6-7 years old, went to my first book fair, mom said "pick out anything you want", with that i spotted "funny jokes & foxy riddles" a pocket sized paperback, scooped it up & was hooked. one of the first pages i turned to had that one slightly different, ' a man walking through town while exclaiming "whoooo, whooo", when asked why he replied "it keeps the lions & tigers away"... you know the rest
These got some laughs at our house today.