comical relief

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blaster3, Dec 7, 2017.

  1. mbossman2

    mbossman2 I am, in reality, a moose Staff Member

    Joined:
    Aug 4, 1999
    Messages:
    2,995
    Location:
    RTP, NC
    Christmas Comical Relief
    upload_2017-12-21_13-34-19.png
     
    quartet-man, SARGE and rjfvillarosa like this.
  2. mbossman2

    mbossman2 I am, in reality, a moose Staff Member

    Joined:
    Aug 4, 1999
    Messages:
    2,995
    Location:
    RTP, NC
  3. Blaster3

    Blaster3

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 2008
    Messages:
    3,235
    Location:
    Long Island
    marking one's territory...

    nosy neighbor: "why must you always 'go' outside, it's disgusting"

    blaster: "it keeps the gorillas & lions away"

    nosy neighbor: : "there aren't any gorillas any where near here, no lions either"

    blaster: "your welcome"

    silence, then...

    nosy neighbor: mumbles under breath, storms inside, slams door...

    blaster: :D
     
    Last edited: Dec 24, 2017
    quartet-man likes this.
  4. rjfvillarosa

    rjfvillarosa Moderator Staff Member

    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2004
    Messages:
    7,876
    Location:
    Cardiff, Wales. UK
    I heard a similar one many years ago.
    Two police officers came across a man throwing white powder about the place on Cathedral Road (main road in my home city Cardiff in Wales). When they asked him what he was doing he said "putting down Leopard repellent" there are no Leopards around here!! I know good stuff isn't it....:D
     
  5. Blaster3

    Blaster3

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 2008
    Messages:
    3,235
    Location:
    Long Island
    @rjfvillarosa ...when i was 6-7 years old, went to my first book fair, mom said "pick out anything you want", with that i spotted "funny jokes & foxy riddles" a pocket sized paperback, scooped it up & was hooked. one of the first pages i turned to had that one slightly different, ' a man walking through town while exclaiming "whoooo, whooo", when asked why he replied "it keeps the lions & tigers away"... you know the rest
     
    SARGE and rjfvillarosa like this.
  6. Blaster3

    Blaster3

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 2008
    Messages:
    3,235
    Location:
    Long Island
  7. mbossman2

    mbossman2 I am, in reality, a moose Staff Member

    Joined:
    Aug 4, 1999
    Messages:
    2,995
    Location:
    RTP, NC
  8. Blaster3

    Blaster3

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 2008
    Messages:
    3,235
    Location:
    Long Island
  9. AliveinIdaho

    AliveinIdaho

    Joined:
    May 6, 2014
    Messages:
    49
    Location:
    North Idaho, USA
    These got some laughs at our house today. kitty.jpg kitty2.jpg
     
    SARGE and Blaster3 like this.
  10. Blaster3

    Blaster3

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 2008
    Messages:
    3,235
    Location:
    Long Island
  11. mbossman2

    mbossman2 I am, in reality, a moose Staff Member

    Joined:
    Aug 4, 1999
    Messages:
    2,995
    Location:
    RTP, NC
  12. SARGE

    SARGE The Preacher Man

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2000
    Messages:
    7,570
    Location:
    Texas
  13. SARGE

    SARGE The Preacher Man

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2000
    Messages:
    7,570
    Location:
    Texas
  14. Blaster3

    Blaster3

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 2008
    Messages:
    3,235
    Location:
    Long Island
  15. Blaster3

    Blaster3

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 2008
    Messages:
    3,235
    Location:
    Long Island